I went to LA two weeks ago with a lot of enthusiasm because I thought it meant a break from seasonal allergies. I was mistaken. What was I thinking? I was pretty much a test subject for Claritin when it first came out!
What’s “pretty much a test subject?” It means I was never a test subject, but I started taking it at an early age right when it first came on the market as a prescription drug.
My allergies are pretty bad. People are always recommending that I take Claritin-D instead of regular Claritin. But whenever I hear “Claritin-D,” I am reminded of “D-tranqs” which are what an ex-boyfriend of mine used to enjoy taking recreationally. D-tranqs are short for dog tranquilizers.
margaretams! 